Monday, September 18, 2006

How her brain works...

Yesterday afternoon I left my hubby with the kids and went out with a friend to celebrate her birthday. I called to check on things on the way home... Robert was watching SleepyHollow.. you know the one with Johnny Depp... the one that no child should watch.... so I ask "are the kids in there" his response... "no their fine." Hmmmm... at 1:00 this morning Kali comes crawling into bed with us... "Daddy's scary movie gave me nitemares"... huh? Anyway, so no more scary movies Daddy... got it? At about 3 I kicked her wiggly bottom out of my bed and randomly, as she was leaving my room, she says "I think my new name is Lollypop". I'm a bit concerned that might be her future stripper name....

Anyway, this morning while we were getting our shoes on Kali says "Remember my name is lollipop..." and then "I learned how to french kiss on the playground".... HUH????? She explained to her father and I exactly how to do it. I then explained to her that people have germs in their mouths and therefore we do not stick our tongues in other people's mouth.... AUGH! One of my students suggested I tell her that is how you get pregnant!

Gotta love kids!--jessica

7 comments:

~d said...

HEY! I got Johnny Depp mentioned in my most recent post!
I will be back-promise not a threat. did I tell you I love the look of your blog?
I do!

Rebecca said...

Jason let the girls watch The Village once. Ugh.

The Flip Flop Mamma! said...

Yikes!! French kissing? OMWord! We would freak out. Ha! Yeah, the whole germs thing was a good idea...pretty soon though, those boys are gonna strt looking cute and she's not gonna care about germs!

Looney Mom said...

OMG! It's so scary to send out kids to school isn't it? I'm really freaking out at all the stuff that goes on. Sorry...

Yellow Mama said...

Sometimes you really don't know what will scare the kids. Our 7 year old was scared after watching the OLD NARNIA but loves the new one.

~d said...

My restrictions and the husbands restrictions on movies vary GREATLY. UNLESS I am home to give him a look or take the effing remote!

Looney Mom said...

Please forgive my intrusion, but I figured this is the best way to get a hold of all of my Blog Buddies - just going down my list! I'm calling all prayer warriors to PRAY FOR MY DAUGHTER tonight -- PLEASE!!! Thank you!