SKUNK!!!!

So... do you know what happens when a little white shihtzu runs into a big ole skunk???? The little white shihtzu comes into the house with a big yellow stain of spray upon his forehead! AUGH! Did you also know that there is nothing you can do about it when the spray is upon said dog's forehead because his eyes are so buggy that the usual remedies could blind him???? I NEED TO MOVE BACK TO THE CITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, now that that is out... short of running to the store to buy a douche (which is one of the remedies I read that is safe for the face) I have tried just about everything else that we could think of. Just so you know, tomato sauce doesn't work... neither does dog shampoo... or baking soda... or kitchen soap! I wonder if the dog groomer could get this smell out tomorrow???? UGH! Good thing I'm leaving town this weekend and won't be stuck in the house with the smells! Know any good real estate agents????